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I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
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a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
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I just want to bring this back
while we’re pretending girls in nerd culture don’t have it badNATALIE PORTMAN was accused of being a “fake nerd girl”
THIS IS HOW FAR THE IGNORANCE GOES
IT GOES THIS FAR
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The OG queen of sass
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Out: “Can you give me three ways to describe the precise color blue of Chris’ eyes?”
Zach: “Cerulean. Bombay Sapphire. The deep end of the pool.” ·
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You know when you’re jogging
And you pass another jogger
And you share a moment of silence
Like
you know
you know my pain
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have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
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“ 6’1? Cute hair? ”
“ Hair was cute. But I thought he looked a little tough, though. ”
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